- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knock knock Dave's not here.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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