- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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