- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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