- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

How old are you? 7

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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