- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

How old are you? 7

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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