- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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