- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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