- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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