- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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