What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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