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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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