Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

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