- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

what do you call a black chef glendon

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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