Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Why can't february march Because april may

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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