Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Oh, go away

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

every cloud has a silver lining

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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