there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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