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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

i hate non minorities!

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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