Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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