Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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sadf

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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