Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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