Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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the WNBA.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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