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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What's white and gluey Glue

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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