- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Potassium? K.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

knock knock whos there? nobody

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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