- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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