- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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