- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont they make black forks

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Men's rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

homosexual rights to marriage

I like school Said no one ever.

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