- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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