- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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