- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

a black man pays his child support

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

You know whats better than 24? 25

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