Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Knock knock knock OCD

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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