- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

A penis walks into a bar..

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Ol-ive

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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