- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

A miserable man committed suicide.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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