- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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