- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

"Knock knock" Come in!

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Indians

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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