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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Wait! hundred billions!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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