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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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