How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Women's Rights

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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