- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what is red and smells like paint red paint

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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