- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How high is the sky? True or False

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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