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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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