Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A lot eh?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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