- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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