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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

you see theres this guy.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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