- Anti Joke

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...