- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Go away still nothing to see

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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