- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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