What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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