- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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