- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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