What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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