- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Canadians

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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