Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

God is real.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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