Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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