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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Nobody cares maddie!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Eric is gay Ha

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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