Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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