- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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