- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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