- Anti Joke

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.