Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

You idiot.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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