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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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