Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

You idiot.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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