- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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