What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Pain Olympics.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Gus's mom

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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