are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Albino African Americans

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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