What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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