A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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womens rights.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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No antijoke here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Andoni was here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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