What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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