Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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pull my finger (farts)

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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There is a wizard standing on a street corner. A boy walks up to the wizard and says, "Can you turn invisible?" The wizard replies, "Oh, I'm not a wizard. I'm a hobo with a long beard and a bathrobe." The hobo then proceeded to begging the boy for money.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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