- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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