Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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