- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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