- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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