A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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