- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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