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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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