- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Nobody cares maddie!

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Eric is gay Ha

hers a joke... japanese people

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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