- Anti Joke

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Obama = ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No