- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

roses are red poo is poo

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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