Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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