Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

whos on the right track? lady gaga

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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