- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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