- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

penis. nuff said.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What is 9+10? 19

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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