- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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