If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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