a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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What do a Mexican and a elephant have in common? Aside from the fact they're both alive beings, they share the same kingdom, phylum, class and the fact of both being alive beings, each other are in constant contact with the environment, they both share affectionate ties with partners of their species, being them from the same family, breeding partner ou even just alive beings of the same especies of each one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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