- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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