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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Sir, your wife is dead

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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